The Kingdom of Womble 256 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.791 billion Womble 256ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 256ian economy, worth 506 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,903 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,294 per year while the poor average 2,940, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 256's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 256 is ranked 227,320^th in the world and 1,648^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.